maralie:

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

rabioheab:

my daily routine

• wake up (8 am)
• cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)
• listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)
• punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)
• sleep (8 pm)